Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...