Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...