Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...