Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...