Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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