What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding…
Two Polish guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding… “I’m not sure ifmy future bride...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...