Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...