What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Purchasing furniture
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Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Wife isn’t in the car
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
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