Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...