Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...