Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...