A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...