If Microsoft ran Christmas…
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Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
What is defference between man and Superman?
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Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
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This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Funniness
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A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
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Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...