Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...