Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...