Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters…
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...