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The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
I have bad news
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Guide to Religions.
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Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.