It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.