Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...