What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...