If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
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How to Shower like a Man!
How To Shower Like A Man:1 – Take off clothes while sitting on the...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...