Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
Pope
There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...