What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...