Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...