Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...