Pain Relief
A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...