What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...