Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...