The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...