They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...