Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.