Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...