The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
The SUPER Salesman…
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...