Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...