Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...