Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...