A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.