A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.