Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...