Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...