Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...