Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Maid to order!
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...