Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.