A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...