A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...