Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...