A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
How do you play Iraqi bingo?
How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18…B52…F18Sent by Onky
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...