The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...