What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...