Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....